You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
