oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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