I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She needs sedatives and a leash
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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