She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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