it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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