I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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