North Korea, Best Korea!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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