Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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