he thought i was a dude.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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