Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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