I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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