i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
