I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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