Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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