He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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