You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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