So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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