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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just want to make out with him forever
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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