Nicole vs. Life
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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