Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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