Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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