Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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