Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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