break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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