My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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