OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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