I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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