this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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