I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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