She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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