i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And then my night got REAL pukey
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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