The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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