Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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