so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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