I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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