Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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