What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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