We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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