what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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