i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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