My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
