whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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