Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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