Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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