He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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