If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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