no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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