i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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