my mouth tastes like poor choices
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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