remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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